Blonde Jokes

	How do you keep a blonde busy? Write 'please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.
	How do you get a blonde to marry you? Tell her she's pregnant. What will she ask you? "Is it mine?"
	Why can't blondes water-ski? When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
	Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped? Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open.
	How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday morning? Tell her a joke on Friday..
	Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? Because it said "concentrate".
	Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.
	What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? You need a quarter to use the phone.
	Why don't blondes talk when having sex? Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.
	What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
	Why was the blonde so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months? Because on the box it said "From 2-4 years".
	What does a blonde tell you if you ask her if your flash light works? Yes...no...yes...no...
	What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A mosquito stops sucking when you hit her.
	What do blonde women put behind their ears to attract men? Their legs.
	Why does a blonde closes the curtains when she stops working with her computer? Because she thinks that she closes Windows.
	Why do blondes never use a vibrator? Because they keep breaking their theeth.
	How does a blonde sends an email? She puts the laptop in the mailbox.
	Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? Because she's been laid all over the country.
	Why does a blonde enters and leaves the house through the window in the spring? Because the winter is standing at the door.
	How does a blonde kills a fish? She drowns it.
	How does a blonde kills a bird? She throws it out of the window.
	What's the difference between a blonde and a picture? The picture is developed.
	Why does a blonde takes hay with her to bed when she goes to sleep? For the nightmare.
	Why has God created blondes? Because a dog can't get a bottle of beer from the refridgerator and bring it to you.
	Why don't blondes like M&M's? They are so hard to peel.
	How does a blonde kills a bird? She throws it out of the window.
	How can you tell that a blonde sent the fax? Because there is a stamp on it.
	Why does a blonde never has ice cubes in her kitchen? She doesn't know the recipe.
	Why doesn't a blonde give breast-feeding? It hurts way too much when they cook their breasts.
	Why don't blondes like to eat bananas? They can't find the zipper.
	There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. The first blonde asks to be intelligent. Instantly, she is turned into a brown haired woman and she swims off the island. The next one asks to be even more intelligent than the previous one, so instantly she is turned into a black haired woman. The black haired woman builds a boat and sails off the island. The third blonde asks to become even more intelligent than the previous two. The fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.
	Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children. The 1st brunette says, "I just know I'm going to have a girl, 'cuz I conceived while I was on my back". The 2nd brunette says, "Mine's going to be a boy, 'cuz I was on top during conception". The blonde says, "Uh-oh! I'm going to have a puppy!"